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PRIVATE PROPERTY - If you can read this, you are within range.




THE TRUTH: - Well-behaved women Seldom Make history.


TAGS: woman history good proper
Rating: 4.82/5

More motifakes by PinkPomeranian

PinkPomeranian - January 31, 2012, 3:21 pm
@tellitikeitis, that's true, but just because a woman is honest and beautiful doesn't mean they behaved well.
PinkPomeranian - January 31, 2012, 3:19 pm
Haha, thanks.
Reality Lord - January 31, 2012, 7:43 am

YAY!!!! first poster off to a great start. keep it up pick...nice :)
tellitlikeitis - January 30, 2012, 11:20 pm
True, but honest pure beauty is never forgotten...
PinkPomeranian - January 30, 2012, 8:48 pm
Haha thats SO true. & thanks! :D
suzieq - January 30, 2012, 8:21 pm
now the REAL truth : women seldom make history at all :) jes kidding with you, great p5ster


Domestic Tranquility -


TAGS: sheets community property bliss bed
Rating: 5/5

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lgvernon - March 4, 2015, 9:35 pm

You forgot the dog's section. At our house, it's the entire center section, with his and hers equal in size on opposite edges of the bed.


PARKING SKILLZ -


TAGS: even women would park properly
Rating: 4.44/5

More motifakes by culos

Antarktikali - August 13, 2010, 9:28 am
YOU ARE DOING IT WRONG ...or maybe not
Reality Lord - August 12, 2010, 5:39 pm

you mean you don't?


GETTIN TO KNOW THE RULES - Anonymus post, that's a paddlin' No spell check, that's a paddlin' Tunnel, oh you bet that's a paddlin'


TAGS: not using proper or clever tags thats a paddlin
Rating: 3.68/5

More motifakes by Capathy

LogicDude - November 18, 2009, 3:57 pm
I voted 5L, can I give out a paddlin'?
Capathy - November 18, 2009, 3:08 pm
*facepalm* I misspelled anonymous.. well, I reaps what I sows *bends over*
Capathy - November 18, 2009, 3:06 pm
Yep, still a little sore from my first motifake, but what doesn't kill us, might just turn us on. Or at least that's what my grandmother used to say.
GreyScorpion - November 18, 2009, 2:51 pm
Being a Timmy, that's a paddlin 5 lions
Sean - November 18, 2009, 2:47 pm
Perfectly done.
thatonechick - November 18, 2009, 2:34 pm
I love it! YAY!
MrRandom - November 18, 2009, 2:32 pm
Does anyone actually use the tags responsibly? 3 quarters of the site probably deserves a paddlin' otherwise.
Fatt Matt - November 18, 2009, 2:32 pm
This is great!! +5 paddlins
spacedog - November 18, 2009, 2:30 pm
Bwahahahaha!


WORDS OF ADVICE - Son... ya want to get far in life? Learn proper sentence structure and the use of more than 3 words in each one


TAGS: advice life proper sentence words
Rating: 4.57/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

Rick69 - May 26, 2012, 6:41 pm
Anytime... At your service... In more ways than you could possibly think... ... ...
MissPriss - May 26, 2012, 1:03 am
Thanks Slick!
Rick69 - May 25, 2012, 6:22 pm
. . . Me appruves tihs . . . (Problem...?)


I MAY HAVE A LITTLE OCD... BUT - I hope you will notice my exact spelling, precise syntax and sterling use of proper grammar. Also, I have abstained from the use of slang.




NEIGHBORS - Wait till you see what the one to your south did to your wife who was parking her car on his lawn


TAGS: dog wife neighbor gun property
Rating: 4.18/5

More motifakes by suzieq

suzieq - January 26, 2012, 12:08 am
true, it doesn't flow like it should. I alo missed a joke on 'sh** and killed my dog' and 'sh** and missed my wife'. d***, Suzie, WAKE UP !
5butjam - January 24, 2012, 5:00 pm
I think you've just messed the wording up here, it's a good joke but it reads terribly.
mariand - January 23, 2012, 5:00 pm
suzie, mods don't tell you quality over quantity?


Waterfront Property -


TAGS: waterfront property own creek
Rating: 4.84/5

More motifakes by Ism

SLOHAND62 - May 30, 2013, 10:53 pm
LoL yes I've fallen in this creek a few times 5 frogs
Rudedog - May 30, 2013, 9:53 pm
My summer home is further up the creek.
rerun - May 30, 2013, 9:06 pm

I rent there quite often
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 30, 2013, 8:13 pm
I think you and I own the same waterfront property. 5 paddles for you.


FOR SALE -




RELATIONSHIPS -


TAGS: proper training sets the stage
Rating: 3.42/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

spacedog - September 20, 2009, 12:37 am
Honeymoon in Detroit.
spacedog - September 19, 2009, 6:59 pm
Love it.


That moment -


TAGS: you can t even breakfast properly
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by mizzdizz

mizzdizz - June 19, 2016, 10:35 pm
I take it that its forbidden food these days? I have an aunt that has the same problem. There are no words to describe the level of suffering. Sorry is inadequate... HUGS!!!!!
rerun - June 19, 2016, 9:58 am

I really miss coffee


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